a what if.
everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back
If you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out, if you cannot handle her at her worst, if you only crave for her curves and not her mind, if you cannot deal with her mood swings and if you want her just for sex stay the fuck away.
Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
then you career from career to career
HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT
You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate.